A Short Love Story



A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.



Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....



He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.



At 1:00 AM , the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,



'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'



'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'



'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.



'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own fucking blanket.'



After a moment of silence, he farted.



The End

lmao

You know I love a good fart joke.................